The 4 Most Important Faces of Hoya

I've already done a Sunggyu appreciation post, but next up is his groupmate Hoya, who has his own set of charms... namely the beautiful expressions that cross his dynamic face.

1. The Shocked Beyond Belief Hoya

When something surprising happens, there's no going half-way for Hoya. Either he will acknowledge it with Face #2, or he'll respond with with Face #1: SHOCK BEYOND HOW HE'S EVER BEEN SHOCKED BEFORE

2. The Hoya Bitch Face

This is his favorite face. It takes a lot of please the Hoya, because there is much that displeases him such as 1) Kim Sunggyu 2) People who think they're better athletes than him 3) Dongwoo not ranking his butt as number one 4) peasants

3. The Hoya Derp

Another thing which displeases Hoya? The pause button. Please stop deliberately stopping his videos in weird places and forcing him to show anything less than pure, manly beauty to the world.

4. Happy Hoya

Sometimes Hoya forgets to put his bitch face on, and you get Happy Hoya, the eighth world wonder. His smile can light up rooms, so enjoy it before someone says something that brings back Face #2!